Something for the kids.

Hey, parents, siblings, and babysitters!  If you're having trouble with crying or fussy kids, or just want to entertain them, here's a new lyric I've written that really wows them every time.  See if it works for you as well!

"Rip"

We're going to take a ride
So get those tires pumped up!
We're going to have some fun
Like you've never had before!

We're going to Rip Taylor's house!

Uncle Rippy will make you laugh and scream
He'll throw confetti all over you
And then almost lose his wig

We're going to Rip Taylor's house
Where the hell's Rip Taylor's house?
I don't care if you don't know
Who Rip Taylor is

(c) 2011 by Jason Thompson