Led Zeppelin
In Through the Out Door
Rating: ****
One year at a costume party, this really fat chick came dressed as Bette Midler and decided to sing "South Bound Saurez" on karaoke. Let me tell you, it was a real disaster. She air pianoed at the beginning, and then kept yelling, "Hey everyone, let's move those tushies!" at the rest of the crowd. She had chocolate smeared around her mouth and she smelled like bad marinara sauce. Some guy in his late 60s wound up making out with her on the sofa. She'd fart every now and then and he'd just keep going on about how much that was turning him on. It was one fucked up party.
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