I Cannot Carve a Carver

"I Cannot Carve a Carver"

I cannot carve a carver
like that butter-tailed jack
Which you always yield
Marked like thatch
In a drain pool stem
Of oxen mice horse manure

Let it roll in custard
And the free treacle
Fallen on a plain
Like a sigh
Of rainbow dust in
A mastodon prison

You don't have to tell me
Sway the wicked way watch mine glow
Stay the over stay and zapped
The strapped amulet hither there
Neither where

May craft amuse you so
May abomination get blown
Fuses pustule of ardent maidens
Scissors sawing the chagrin
Flouted flatulence on burnt burgers
Withered toast
Hither there

copyright 2011 by Jason Thompson

Medicated Skin Flute

"Medicated Skin Flute"

I can't think about
What I was thinkin' 'bout
'Cause medicated skin flute
Got me down

You might have your
Razor day parade
But medicated skin flute
Entertains no clown

Think about the feeling
The grass and the lamp
The sweet ass and sunshine
How she got damp

Posted on a wall
For thems to retreat
Caught on a bush
Regular size feet

Medicated skin flute
Playin' a hap hap
Get up 'n dance to it
Your fingers magically snap

Breathin' on a Brawny
Cleanin' up the sticky pie
Entertain a fashion
Dappled apples in the sky

copyright 2011 by Jason Thompson

"Rock and Roll"

"Rock and Roll"

Rock is
Getting your cock sucked
By a huge laser beam
While explosions and smoke bombs
Go off

Roll is
Seeing Rodney Bingenheimer
In denial
About his hair

Rock is
Slutty old '80s groupies
Still trying to get fucked
At the county fair
By the members of L.A. Guns

Roll is
Carnie Wilson getting naked
Post-op in Playboy
And no one caring
Then getting fat again
And still no one caring

Rock is dead
Roll is tasty

(c) 2011 by Jason Thompson

"Crosby"

"Crosby"

all you could say
was "john lennon".
man, what the hell
were you on?

crawlin' around
with a joint clenched
between your teeth
dude, what were you thinking?

you almost cut your hair
but instead you freaked out
boatloads of blow
so déjà vu

when jon lovitz
portrayed you as a
burnt out freak
on saturday night live
i laughed hard

(c) 2001 by Jason Thompson