Welcome to the newest soon-to-be regular groove of Camel Ike. For those of you who don't know, Yahoo! Answers is the place any one can go to and ask the public at large pretty much any question that is on his mind. However, the best thing about the site is that it's also a great place to troll and be trolled.
"Let me take this one, Don..." will be featuring some of my fave answers that I've given under the moniker "Handy Leatherette." I spend a lot of time over in the Paranormal and Singles and Dating questions because I've found these two to be chock full of opportunities to entertain and be an ass at the same time.
So let's kick things off with a question entitled, "Is the Gettysburg battlefield stilled haunted to this day?) [sic] The answer I gave was actually chose by the asker as being the best. This will undoubtedly be a rarity as most people asking the questions over there have no sense of humor whatsoever. So, let me take this one, Don...