Reviews from the Spark Plug - Lou Reed's Mistrial

 Lou Reed

Mistrial

Rating: **

Lou originally wanted to call this one Lou Shits A Really Good One, but RCA wouldn't hear of it, especially after they let Lou jack off on the previous album cover.  So Reed bitched up and down and called it Mistrial instead.  No one bought it, even though Lou was clearly humping a drum machine on the tracks and trying to get into the dance clubs.  No one wants to dance to Lou Reed.

Reviews from the Spark Plug - Led Zeppelin's In Through the Out Door

Led Zeppelin

In Through the Out Door

Rating: ****

One year at a costume party, this really fat chick came dressed as Bette Midler and decided to sing "South Bound Saurez" on karaoke. Let me tell you, it was a real disaster. She air pianoed at the beginning, and then kept yelling, "Hey everyone, let's move those tushies!" at the rest of the crowd. She had chocolate smeared around her mouth and she smelled like bad marinara sauce. Some guy in his late 60s wound up making out with her on the sofa. She'd fart every now and then and he'd just keep going on about how much that was turning him on. It was one fucked up party.