Monday, March 28, 2011
Will Elvis still be relevant after all the old rockers are dead?
Who's going to carry the King's torch? Will it be you? I'm sure as hell not going to do it. But once the likes of Paul McCartney, Mick Jagger, Little Richard, Pete Townshend, and the rest of that old lot are finally dead and gone, who the hell is going to care about Elvis?
Seriously. The farther away we get from his explosion onto the rock world to his demise as a bloated Vegas also-ran, the quicker we are to forget. He's going to become that afterthought in the same way poor Bill Haley has become much of nothing in the eyes and ears of today's youth.
Yes, I'm bringing it down to the youth. When I was working not so long ago with a bunch of kids in their late teens/early twenties who would often spout things like, "I don't get the Beatles. What's so great about them? Their music isn't good." then I have zero hope for Elvis.
If anything, Elvis will continue to go down as a mocked, parodied, and ridiculed dude. And it's not as if his fans ever truly helped the cause, what with a million and one impersonators and folks who still flock to Graceland to see his tacky shit laid out like it was something truly remarkable. In this day and age of instant celebrity, Elvis is becoming more and more of a footnote. As in, "Oh yeah, that guy who sang 'Blue Suede Shoes' and liked pills." But hasn't that how it's been since the '70s?
So when all the old rock critics and musicians have dried up and blown away, we're going to be left with people like Bono to talk about, which is far worse. I mean, that guy has never done anything interesting. You need pills and a revolver, kids. A child bride and a kooky entourage who won't tell you your own shit stinks because its members like being on the dole. Go out to Vegas and die and leave a legacy that other people can cash in on with shitty little trinkets and other crap. That's rock and roll? Nah, that's just Elvis.
Saturday, March 26, 2011
Another weekend, another podcast episode!
Yes, yes, it's that time again to visit Camel Ike's podcast page and pick up the new episode, or any of the ones that came before it. Dig it!
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Another one for the kids.
Hey if you liked that last song to sing to the kids, you'll be sure to enjoy this one just as much. Check it out!
"Rodney Allen Rippy's House" (sung to the tune of "Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin)
Let's go to Rodney Allen Rippy's house!
It's cool! Rodney Allen Rippy's house!
You'll drool @ Rodney Allen Rippy's house!
Yo, fool! It's Rodney Allen Rippy's house!
(c)2011 by Jason Thompson
"Rodney Allen Rippy's House" (sung to the tune of "Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin)
Let's go to Rodney Allen Rippy's house!
It's cool! Rodney Allen Rippy's house!
You'll drool @ Rodney Allen Rippy's house!
Yo, fool! It's Rodney Allen Rippy's house!
(c)2011 by Jason Thompson
Something for the kids.
Hey, parents, siblings, and babysitters! If you're having trouble with crying or fussy kids, or just want to entertain them, here's a new lyric I've written that really wows them every time. See if it works for you as well!
"Rip"
We're going to take a ride
So get those tires pumped up!
We're going to have some fun
Like you've never had before!
We're going to Rip Taylor's house!
Uncle Rippy will make you laugh and scream
He'll throw confetti all over you
And then almost lose his wig
We're going to Rip Taylor's house
Where the hell's Rip Taylor's house?
I don't care if you don't know
Who Rip Taylor is
(c) 2011 by Jason Thompson
"Rip"
We're going to take a ride
So get those tires pumped up!
We're going to have some fun
Like you've never had before!
We're going to Rip Taylor's house!
Uncle Rippy will make you laugh and scream
He'll throw confetti all over you
And then almost lose his wig
We're going to Rip Taylor's house
Where the hell's Rip Taylor's house?
I don't care if you don't know
Who Rip Taylor is
(c) 2011 by Jason Thompson
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
"Rock and Roll"
"Rock and Roll"
Rock is
Getting your cock sucked
By a huge laser beam
While explosions and smoke bombs
Go off
Roll is
Seeing Rodney Bingenheimer
In denial
About his hair
Rock is
Slutty old '80s groupies
Still trying to get fucked
At the county fair
By the members of L.A. Guns
Roll is
Carnie Wilson getting naked
Post-op in Playboy
And no one caring
Then getting fat again
And still no one caring
Rock is dead
Roll is tasty
(c) 2011 by Jason Thompson
Labels:
Carnie Wilson,
L.A. Guns,
Playboy,
poetry,
rock and roll,
Rodney Bingenheimer
Monday, March 21, 2011
More Ark Music Factory "artists."
So after diving ankle-deep into Rebecca Black's abysmal "Friday," I had a look at the other silly little girls making "music" thanks to Ark Music Factory. The company's name is apt, as each of these songs is interchangeable with more than a couple featuring the "ARK" name intoned at the beginning of the fricking song.
Which leads me to ask, if you're the rich-ass parents of these kids sending them off to record shitty music in hopes that you can then ride their coattails to fame and fortune, why the hell would you pay to have a song written and recorded that does nothing but promote the so-called "label" (which it isn't) in the actual song? All I can say is please stop wasting your money, even if you have it to waste. Your kids aren't going to make it like this. If they have real talent, help them nurture it and encourage it, but don't go whoring them out just because the music business is currently in its death throes and will give head to anything with an auto-tuned vocal in it. That's part of the reason why the biz is in the shitter. But you wouldn't know anything about that because you're too eager to cash in your own kid's happiness for your gain. Fuck all y'all.
Anyway, here's four more terrible Ark products for you to compare. Alana Lee's "Butterflies," Abby Victor's "Crush On You," and Sarah Maugaotega's "Take It Easy." Then get ready to top it off with the frightening "Ordinary Pop Star" sun by CJ Fam. One of the YouTube commenters writes, "This is the next radio masterpiece. soon everyone will know of CJ's true skill. I have heard this girl sing live, she is no fake. The real deal."
"True skill"? More like true disaster. Enjoy your parents' dementia, kids.
Which leads me to ask, if you're the rich-ass parents of these kids sending them off to record shitty music in hopes that you can then ride their coattails to fame and fortune, why the hell would you pay to have a song written and recorded that does nothing but promote the so-called "label" (which it isn't) in the actual song? All I can say is please stop wasting your money, even if you have it to waste. Your kids aren't going to make it like this. If they have real talent, help them nurture it and encourage it, but don't go whoring them out just because the music business is currently in its death throes and will give head to anything with an auto-tuned vocal in it. That's part of the reason why the biz is in the shitter. But you wouldn't know anything about that because you're too eager to cash in your own kid's happiness for your gain. Fuck all y'all.
Anyway, here's four more terrible Ark products for you to compare. Alana Lee's "Butterflies," Abby Victor's "Crush On You," and Sarah Maugaotega's "Take It Easy." Then get ready to top it off with the frightening "Ordinary Pop Star" sun by CJ Fam. One of the YouTube commenters writes, "This is the next radio masterpiece. soon everyone will know of CJ's true skill. I have heard this girl sing live, she is no fake. The real deal."
"True skill"? More like true disaster. Enjoy your parents' dementia, kids.
Labels:
Abby Victor,
Alana Lee,
Ark Music Factory,
CJ Fam,
Rebecca Black,
Sarah Maugotega
That whole Rebecca Black and her "Friday" thing.
I know. Another blogger talking about this chick who really can't sing at all and her terrible song that her mom lovingly got for her to record and the evil Ark music dudes who are going to reap the "benefit." Well, this isn't about all those things, per se.
What it is about is the video of Rebecca appearing on Good Morning America performing the song. And it's not so much the song I want you to focus on the people in her band and the dude who gives the high-five to someone off camera after the second round of "partyin'" or whatever the hell that bit is.
Was the high-five really done as some sort of gesture of "Yeah we did it!" mentality, or was it more of a "Yeah, I can't believe this garbage is really popular!"? Whatever the case may be, I seriously need to start figuring out how I can literally become famous overnight on YouTube and finally make my fortune.
What it is about is the video of Rebecca appearing on Good Morning America performing the song. And it's not so much the song I want you to focus on the people in her band and the dude who gives the high-five to someone off camera after the second round of "partyin'" or whatever the hell that bit is.
Was the high-five really done as some sort of gesture of "Yeah we did it!" mentality, or was it more of a "Yeah, I can't believe this garbage is really popular!"? Whatever the case may be, I seriously need to start figuring out how I can literally become famous overnight on YouTube and finally make my fortune.
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